The wildfires in California are far from a laughing matter. It doesn’t help when we have a president who is clueless about climate change and living in a fantasy bubble of his own construction.
To lighten the gloom I’ve re-focused an old song on Trump’s stupidity. The lyrics of “Donny Dump” are to the classic tune, “Charlie Brown” made popular by the Coasters in 1959 and written by the great song writing duo, Lieber & Stoller. I’m posting it on www.greegorspeak.com today. This is my first shot at public song alteration and probably my last when Trump sends his Rake Brigade to sweep me in. As my elegy, I would like people to write other verses and carry on a proud and wonderful tradition until November 3, 2020, when Donny Dump will become only a grease stain in the history books.
DONNY DUMP
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell smoke in Cal-i-forn-i-a.
Chorus:
Donny Dump, Donny Dump
He’s a chump, that Donny Dump
It’s gonna get cooler
Just you wait and see
Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?
That’s him with a rake
I know that’s a fake
Why believe them scientologists
When you can just believe in me?
Chorus
Who’s always lying 24/7?
Who still thinks he’s going to heaven?
Who’s always throwing little fits?
Who’s always grabbing women’s tits?
Guess who? (who D?), yeah, me.
Chorus
Who walks in the pressroom acting like a fool?
Who calls the skinheads really, really cool?
Who wears his mask upon his dick?
Who thinks a rake will do the trick?
Guess who? (who D?) yeah, me.
Chorus