Joan of Arc Day is May 30 commemorating when she was set aflame in 1431 for cross-dressing and heresy. If you are a female named Joan living within the jurisdiction of the Nampa School District and near a source of stakes and Bic lighters, be afraid, be very afraid. Especially if you ever donned a pair of men’s BVDs playing house as a kid or over your head for laughs at Halloween. Or maybe your prefer the comfort of men’s boxers to thongs.
Why? Well, on Monday, May 9, 2022, the Nampa, Idaho School Board banned 22 books because they contained material unsuitable for the innocent, and increasingly sexually naïve youth of Nampa. Books banned by the board included filthy pornographic smut authored by perverts like Margaret Atwood, Khaled Hosseini, Toni Morrison, and Sherman Alexi. The Saints of Nampa are ripping books off library shelves forever and once that job is done, they may be looking for their next project: you, Joan!
One question for the board, why not ban the internet while you are cleansing the minds of Nampa youth. You have probably heard that internet pornography is within a few ‘hunt and pecks’ away. Gosh I know toddlers that are addicted to some pretty racy sites.
Good for you Dave.
Thanks, Scott. Over the years, I’ve found that it pays to slip a little moola discretely to friends and relatives to ensure positive reviews. It worked miracles for my book sales. I sold my 32nd copy last week and the book has only been out 5 years! Wow! Your check is in the mail.